It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the…

It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

As Stuart Smalley

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Drug war, well, as Rush Limbaugh said, anyone who uses drugs illegally should be prosecuted and put away. I don’t agree with him: I think they should be treated, but that’s what Rush believes and so, you know, we’re praying for Rush because he’s in recovery and you take responsibilities for your actions so I’m sure any day now Rush will demand to be put away for the maximum sentence and ask for the most dangerous prison and we’ll be praying for maybe an African American cellmate who saw the Donovan McNabb comments on ESPN. So we’re prayin’. - View Quote Details on Drug war, well, as Rush Limbaugh said, anyone who uses…
That’s just stinkin’ thinkin! - View Quote Details on That’s just stinkin’ thinkin!
Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation. - View Quote Details on Most of us here in the media are what I…
I’m going to die homeless, penniless, and 30 pounds overweight. - View Quote Details on I’m going to die homeless, penniless, and 30 pounds overweight.
We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science. - View Quote Details on We need to be pro-science; we have to go back…
Whining is just anger coming out of a very small opening. - View Quote Details on Whining is just anger coming out of a very small…
There’s no liberal echo chamber in this country. There’s a right-wing echo chamber. I want to create a countervailing echo chamber. - View Quote Details on There’s no liberal echo chamber in this country. There’s a…
I am a worthy human being. - View Quote Details on I am a worthy human being.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. - View Quote Details on Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes…
You’re should-ing all over yourself. - View Quote Details on You’re should-ing all over yourself.