It’s…too…horrible!! And yet, I stare, perversely fascinated.

Peter Puppy

Other Earthworm Jim Quotes

Come out and face your doom like a… Big… Worm thingy - View Quote Details on Come out and face your doom like a… Big… Worm…
Maximum suckage… - View Quote Details on Maximum suckage…
“I love the smell of bacon in the morning.” (Earthworm Jim 3D) - View Quote Details on “I love the smell of bacon in the morning.” (Earthworm…
(after being crushed by a train) I am…DEFINITELY…going to…feel dis…in…da…mornin’!! - View Quote Details on (after being crushed by a train) I am…DEFINITELY…going to…feel dis…in…da…mornin’!!
“Cheesy effects! It’s like the tex mex that TIME FORGOT!”(Earthworm Jim 3) - View Quote Details on “Cheesy effects! It’s like the tex mex that TIME FORGOT!”(Earthworm…
(To the audience) “Dig me, Am I evil or what?” - View Quote Details on (To the audience) “Dig me, Am I evil or what?”
I’m proud to live in a country where anyone, regardless of species, can buy a college degree! - View Quote Details on I’m proud to live in a country where anyone, regardless…
(reading the Idiot’s Guide to Hideously Dangerous Places) “The Boulevard [of Acute Discomfort] is popular with murderers, black marketeers, and yellow-suited crows.” - View Quote Details on (reading the Idiot’s Guide to Hideously Dangerous Places) “The Boulevard…
(Thinks to himself) “It was up to me now! After the hours of sweat and practice and weeks of training, the long nights at the diner, tossing waffles, it all came down to this one catch.” (The paper falls to the cute ‘Welcome’ mat. Fan-fare sounds, screaming of a crowd) “At last I was a player in the Big Game of Life. Too bad I haven’t read the rules at the top of the box.” - View Quote Details on (Thinks to himself) “It was up to me now! After…
If you want a job done right, hire a guy with a monkey for a head. That’s what I always say. - View Quote Details on If you want a job done right, hire a guy…