J.B.: Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how…

J.B.: Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he’s gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there, right? You go, “What the hell is this?” Then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, promptly kicks your ass, and you still won’t know what happened to you!

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Biggie Shorty: Just ’cause a girl like to dress fancy and stand on the street corner near some whores, you automatically think she’s hookin’? - View Quote Details on Biggie Shorty: Just ’cause a girl like to dress fancy…
Trucky: You can’t hurt a ho with a belt… they like that shit. - View Quote Details on Trucky: You can’t hurt a ho with a belt… they…
Pootie Tang: Cole me on the panny sty. - View Quote Details on Pootie Tang: Cole me on the panny sty.
Trucky: He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was juvenated before, lost it… and got juvenated again. Rejuvenated! - View Quote Details on Trucky: He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was…
Trucky: Dirty Dee is still dirty because he’s Dirty Dee, dammit! - View Quote Details on Trucky: Dirty Dee is still dirty because he’s Dirty Dee,…
Dirty Dee: Yeah! Hahahaha! Capatown my ass! - View Quote Details on Dirty Dee: Yeah! Hahahaha! Capatown my ass!