Jamie: Everyone tells you that the minute you get married Every…

Jamie: Everyone tells you that the minute you get married
Every other woman in the world suddenly finds you attractive
Well, that’s not true
It only affects the kind of women you always wanted to sleep with
But they wouldn’t give you the time of day before

A Miracle Would Happen/When You Come Home to Me

Other The Last Five Years Quotes

Jamie: Plenty have hoped and dreamed and prayed, but they can’t get out of Klimovich
If Schmeul had been a cute goyishe maid he’d have looked a lot like you
Maybe it’s just that you’re afraid to go out on to a limb-ovich
Maybe your heart’s completely swayed but your head can’t follow through - View Quote Details on Jamie: Plenty have hoped and dreamed and prayed, but they…
Jamie: And if we make it till then
Can I ask you again for another ten?
And if you in turn agree to the next ten minutes
And the next ten minutes ’til the morning comes
Then just holding you might compel me to ask you for more - View Quote Details on Jamie: And if we make it till then
Can I ask…
Cathy: I could shove an ice pick in my eye
I could eat some fish from last July
But it wouldn’t be as awful as a summer in Ohio
Without cable, hot water, Vietnamese food, or you - View Quote Details on Cathy: I could shove an ice pick in my eye
I…
Cathy: Just close the gate
I’ll stand and wait
Jamie
Cathy and Jamie: Goodbye - View Quote Details on Cathy: Just close the gate
I’ll stand and wait
Jamie
Cathy and Jamie:…
Cathy: Goodbye until tomorrow
Goodbye until my feet touch the floor
And I will be waiting
I will be waiting!
Goodbye until tomorrow
Goodbye until the rest of my life - View Quote Details on Cathy: Goodbye until tomorrow
Goodbye until my feet touch the floor
And…
Jamie: And in a perfect world
A miracle would happen
And every girl would look like Mister Ed - View Quote Details on Jamie: And in a perfect world
A miracle would happen
And every…
Jamie: I’ve been waiting for someone
I’ve been praying for someone
I think that I could be in love with someone like you - View Quote Details on Jamie: I’ve been waiting for someone
I’ve been praying for someone
I…
Jamie: Hey kid, good morning, you look like an angel
I don’t remember when we fell asleep
We should get up, kid, Cathy is waiting - View Quote Details on Jamie: Hey kid, good morning, you look like an angel
I…
Jamie: My people have suffered for thousands of years
And I don’t give a shit! - View Quote Details on Jamie: My people have suffered for thousands of years
And…
Jamie: We build a tree house, I keep it from shaking
Little more glue every time that it breaks
Perfectly balanced, and then I start making
Conscious, delibrate mistakes - View Quote Details on Jamie: We build a tree house, I keep it from…