Jamie: Except you’re sitting there eating your corn beef sandwich And…

Jamie: Except you’re sitting there eating your corn beef sandwich
And all of a sudden this pair of breasts walks by
And smiles at you and you’re like
“That’s not fair”

A Miracle Would Happen/When You Come Home to Me

Other The Last Five Years Quotes

Cathy: Then he gets on the mule train to Jamie-land
Handful after handful of Doritos
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Jamie: If I didn’t believe in you
We wouldn’t be having this fight
If I didn’t believe in you
I’d walk out the door and say
“Cathy, you’re right” - View Quote Details on Jamie: If I didn’t believe in you
We wouldn’t be having…
Jamie: If you had a tattoo, that wouldn’t matter
If you had a shaved head, that would be cool
If you came from Spain or Japan
Or the back of a van
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If you…
Cathy: I mean, you made it to Ohio
Who knows where else we can go? - View Quote Details on Cathy: I mean, you made it to Ohio
Who knows…
Jamie: The Atlantic Monthly’s printing my first chapter
Two thousand bucks without rewriting one word
I left Columbia and I don’t regret it
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Two thousand…
Jamie: Will you share your life with me
For the next ten minutes?
For the next ten minutes?
We can handle that - View Quote Details on Jamie: Will you share your life with me
For the next…
Jamie: Some people analyze every detail
Some people stall when they can’t see the trail
Some people freeze out of fear that they’ll fail
But I keep rolling on
Some people can’t get success with their art
Some people never feel love in their heart
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Some people stall when…
Cathy: I swear to God, I’ll never understand
How you can stand there, straight and tall
And see I’m crying and not do anything at all - View Quote Details on Cathy: I swear to God, I’ll never understand
How you…
Cathy: Why am I working so hard?
These are the people who cast Linda Blair in a musical
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These are the people…
Jamie: Take a breath, take a step
Take a chance
Take your time
Have I mentioned today how lucky I am
To be in love with you? - View Quote Details on Jamie: Take a breath, take a step
Take a chance
Take your…