Jamie:If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn’t matter If you…

Jamie:If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn’t matter
If you once were in jail or you once were a man
If your mother and your brother had “relations” with each other
And your father was connected to the Gotti clan
I’d say, “Well, nobody’s perfect”

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Other The Last Five Years Quotes

Jamie: If you had a tattoo, that wouldn’t matter
If you had a shaved head, that would be cool
If you came from Spain or Japan
Or the back of a van
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If you…
Jamie: You never noticed how the wind had changed
Cathy: Goodbye until tomorrow!
Jamie: I didn’t see a way we both could win
Cathy: Goodbye until I’m done thanking God - View Quote Details on Jamie: You never noticed how the wind had changed
Cathy: Goodbye…
Cathy: And I guess he was cute
And I guess he was sweet
And I guess he was good in bed - View Quote Details on Cathy: And I guess he was cute
And I guess he…
Cathy: One day we’re just like Leave It To Beaver - View Quote Details on Cathy: One day we’re just like Leave It To Beaver
Cathy: I think you’re really gonna like this show
I’m pretty sure it doesn’t suck - View Quote Details on Cathy: I think you’re really gonna like this show
I’m…
Cathy: Jamie needs his space to write
Since I’m obviously such a horrible, annoying distraction to him
What’s he gonna be like when we have kids? - View Quote Details on Cathy: Jamie needs his space to write
Since I’m obviously such…
Jamie: Will you share your life with me
For the next ten minutes?
For the next ten minutes?
We can handle that - View Quote Details on Jamie: Will you share your life with me
For the next…
Cathy: Love, the midget, the stripper, Wayne the snake
And Mrs. Jamie Wellerstein
That’s me! - View Quote Details on Cathy: Love, the midget, the stripper, Wayne the snake
And Mrs…
Cathy: Isn’t he wonderful, just twenty-eight, the savior of writing - View Quote Details on Cathy: Isn’t he wonderful, just twenty-eight, the savior of writing
Cathy: Once the foundation’s cracked
And I’m still hurting - View Quote Details on Cathy: Once the foundation’s cracked
And I’m still hurting