Joanne Greenwald… the girl with the antennae on her face?

Lane Myer

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Tree Trimmer: [After Lane falls into a dump truck off of a bridge] Man, that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that. - View Quote Details on Tree Trimmer: [After Lane falls into a dump truck off...
I know its bacon... but what have you done to it?! - View Quote Details on I know its bacon... but what have you done to...
This is pure snow. It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is? - View Quote Details on This is pure snow. It's everywhere! Do you have any...
Roy Stalin: [Upon seeing Lane] Oscar Meyer! - View Quote Details on Roy Stalin: [Upon seeing Lane] Oscar Meyer!
Beth Truss: She dates the basketball team. Not certain members of the team, Lane, the whole team! - View Quote Details on Beth Truss: She dates the basketball team. Not certain members…
[why he can't pay the paper boy] Uh, my brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and my grandmother, she dropped acid and freaked out and hijaked a schoolbus full of…penguins. - View Quote Details on [why he can't pay the paper boy] Uh, my brother,…
I’ve been going to this high school for seven and a half years! I’m no dummy! - View Quote Details on I’ve been going to this high school for seven and…
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She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn’t speak imbecile. - View Quote Details on She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn’t speak imbecile.