Jogging’s the disease. I’m the cure. (07 April 1987)

From the Comic Strip, Garfield

Jon says I have a bad attitude in the morning. Some people have to ease into the day. I feel better after I’ve killed something. (15 Feb 1993) - View Quote Details on Jon says I have a bad attitude in the morning…
(Garfield brings Jon a snack.) - View Quote Details on (Garfield brings Jon a snack.)
Jon: It’s a beautiful morning! - View Quote Details on Jon: It’s a beautiful morning!
I’m only human. (22 Jan 1979) - View Quote Details on I’m only human. (22 Jan 1979)
I’m a creature of habit… All the bad ones. (28 Apr 1985) - View Quote Details on I’m a creature of habit… All the bad ones. (28…
Jon is whistling offscreen, there is a plate of 4 cookies on the table and Garfield walks in with a cup of coffee - View Quote Details on Jon is whistling offscreen, there is a plate of 4…
It must be Monday. It’s cold… it’s dreary… it’s raining… even inside the house. (4 Mar 1991) - View Quote Details on It must be Monday. It’s cold… it’s dreary… it’s raining…
Jon: (Watching Garfield eat) You know, Garfield… I wouldn’t say you’re fat, but… - View Quote Details on Jon: (Watching Garfield eat) You know, Garfield… I wouldn’t say…
Lyman: What’s your tennis racket strung with? - View Quote Details on Lyman: What’s your tennis racket strung with?
Cats are just little people with fur and fangs. (12 Oct 1979) - View Quote Details on Cats are just little people with fur and fangs. (12…