Jon: (brandishing a letter) This came in the mail for…

Jon: (brandishing a letter) This came in the mail for you.

Dialogues

Other Garfield Quotes

Garfield: (bragging to Jon) I came within an eyelash of catching that pesky mouse today. - View Quote Details on Garfield: (bragging to Jon) I came within an eyelash of…
Garfield: (Standing atop Jon’s easy chair) From this vantage point, I can survey all that I rule! - View Quote Details on Garfield: (Standing atop Jon’s easy chair) From this vantage point,…
As long as there is one rocking chair left in this world, no cat’s tail is safe. (16 Nov 1978) - View Quote Details on As long as there is one rocking chair left in…
It is said we were given two ears and only one mouth so that we can tell only half of what we hear. (13 Jun 1985) - View Quote Details on It is said we were given two ears and only…
I’m fat, and I’m lazy, and I’m proud of it! (31 Dec 1978) - View Quote Details on I’m fat, and I’m lazy, and I’m proud of it!…
It must be Monday. It’s cold… it’s dreary… it’s raining… even inside the house. (4 Mar 1991) - View Quote Details on It must be Monday. It’s cold… it’s dreary… it’s raining…
Garfield: What a dismal day. I think I’ll stay in bed all day. - View Quote Details on Garfield: What a dismal day. I think I’ll stay in…
Cats are nice to have when you’re lonely. (14 Oct 1978) - View Quote Details on Cats are nice to have when you’re lonely. (14 Oct…
Jon: Cats are mysterious creatures. - View Quote Details on Jon: Cats are mysterious creatures.
trying to charm his date: Your hair is like a field of golden wheat in the sun… Your eyes are like limpid pools of blue… Your nose is like an ice pick stuck in a barn door. (23 Nov 1991) - View Quote Details on trying to charm his date: Your hair is like a…