Jon: Do you think glasses would make me look smarter?

Dialogues

Other Garfield Quotes

Well, another year is almost under the belt. And I’ve had 313 pretty good days. The Mondays sucked. (31 Dec 1990) - View Quote Details on Well, another year is almost under the belt. And I’ve…
You can’t rush art you big crybaby. (10 Jan 1992) - View Quote Details on You can’t rush art you big crybaby. (10 Jan 1992)
Jon: How cute! Nermal brought me my newspaper! And my slippers and my pipe! What more could a man want? - View Quote Details on Jon: How cute! Nermal brought me my newspaper! And my…
I’m fat, and I’m lazy, and I’m proud of it! (31 Dec 1978) - View Quote Details on I’m fat, and I’m lazy, and I’m proud of it!…
I love getting mail. It’s just another reminder you’re alive. (16 Apr 1979) - View Quote Details on I love getting mail. It’s just another reminder you’re alive…
Jon: (On the phone) Hello, Evelyn? This is Jon Arbuckle. Would you care to join me in a little fine dining this evening? I know this cozy little out-of-the-way seafood bistro… Wonderful food… Great atmosphere… Pardon? Stinky Bob’s Sushi Bar and Bait Shack. - View Quote Details on Jon: (On the phone) Hello, Evelyn? This is Jon Arbuckle…
Dogs are nature’s way of telling us we could be worse off. (16 Mar 1991) - View Quote Details on Dogs are nature’s way of telling us we could be…
Garfield: If you can guess how many cookies are in this jar, you win the entire contents! - View Quote Details on Garfield: If you can guess how many cookies are in…
Jon: Two steak dinners, and make mine medium. - View Quote Details on Jon: Two steak dinners, and make mine medium.
A true gourmet never shies away from a new taste treat. (8 July 1979) - View Quote Details on A true gourmet never shies away from a new taste…