Jon: Garfield, why aren’t women attracted to me?

Dialogues

Other Garfield Quotes

Jon (to the phone): I may not be rich, but remember this: money can’t buy happiness. - View Quote Details on Jon (to the phone): I may not be rich, but…
Jon: It isn’t healthy for a cat to be as big as you are, Garfield. Why, you could get heart disease, get fallen arches… get harpooned. - View Quote Details on Jon: It isn’t healthy for a cat to be as…
Jon: How cute! Nermal brought me my newspaper! And my slippers and my pipe! What more could a man want? - View Quote Details on Jon: How cute! Nermal brought me my newspaper! And my…
Jon: You get the house filthy, and I clean it! - View Quote Details on Jon: You get the house filthy, and I clean it!
Jon and Garfield are just about to leave the farm. - View Quote Details on Jon and Garfield are just about to leave the farm.
They should give out awards for dull days…. We’d have a trophy case the size of Canada. (28 May 1991) - View Quote Details on They should give out awards for dull days…. We’d have…
Sign: Beware of Dog - View Quote Details on Sign: Beware of Dog
Jon: Two steak dinners, and make mine medium. - View Quote Details on Jon: Two steak dinners, and make mine medium.
Jon: Just one bite of chicken and that’s it, Garfield. - View Quote Details on Jon: Just one bite of chicken and that’s it, Garfield.
trying to charm his date: Your hair is like a field of golden wheat in the sun… Your eyes are like limpid pools of blue… Your nose is like an ice pick stuck in a barn door. (23 Nov 1991) - View Quote Details on trying to charm his date: Your hair is like a…