Jon: Having a girlfriend changes everything, Garfield. The ways things…

Jon: Having a girlfriend changes everything, Garfield. The ways things taste, the way things smell. I’m gonna have to change my socks more often.

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Other Garfield Quotes

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I hate Mondays! - View Quote Details on I hate Mondays!
Jon: It isn’t healthy for a cat to be as big as you are, Garfield. Why, you could get heart disease, get fallen arches… get harpooned. - View Quote Details on Jon: It isn’t healthy for a cat to be as…
Jon: I have the last of the ice cream, Garfield. - View Quote Details on Jon: I have the last of the ice cream, Garfield.
Jon and Garfield are just about to leave the farm. - View Quote Details on Jon and Garfield are just about to leave the farm.
I may be just a cat, but it doesn’t seem to me that life is quite as simple as jon makes it. (1 Mar 2004) - View Quote Details on I may be just a cat, but it doesn’t seem…
Jon: (brandishing a letter) This came in the mail for you. - View Quote Details on Jon: (brandishing a letter) This came in the mail for…
(A spider hits Garfield with one of his legs, so Garfield squishes him with a newspaper, leaving it on top of him.) - View Quote Details on (A spider hits Garfield with one of his legs, so…
Jon: I’m going to start you on your diet slowly, Garfield. For the rest of the week you may have no desserts. - View Quote Details on Jon: I’m going to start you on your diet slowly,…