Jon: Hey Garfield, I’ve decided to throw a party. I’ll…

Jon: Hey Garfield, I’ve decided to throw a party. I’ll invite all of my friends. I’d better start making plans.

Dialogues

Other Garfield Quotes

Jon says I have a bad attitude in the morning. Some people have to ease into the day. I feel better after I’ve killed something. (15 Feb 1993) - View Quote Details on Jon says I have a bad attitude in the morning…
Garfield: (Sitting in the rain) It must be Monday. It’s cold… It’s dreary… It’s raining… - View Quote Details on Garfield: (Sitting in the rain) It must be Monday. It’s…
Jon: Garfield, why aren’t women attracted to me? - View Quote Details on Jon: Garfield, why aren’t women attracted to me?
(Garfield chases Odie up a tree.) - View Quote Details on (Garfield chases Odie up a tree.)
If God had intended for dogs to bark, he would’ve given them roots and leaves. (29 Sept 1978) - View Quote Details on If God had intended for dogs to bark, he would’ve…
On Odie: He was bred to be a working dog. Specifically, a paperweight or a doorstop. (16 Sep 1987) - View Quote Details on On Odie: He was bred to be a working dog…
I think I’ll step into the next room and have a nervous breakdown. (9 Apr 1980) - View Quote Details on I think I’ll step into the next room and have…
Show me a jogger and I’ll show you a strange person with a thing for pain. (23 Aug 1979) - View Quote Details on Show me a jogger and I’ll show you a strange…
Jon: How cute! Nermal brought me my newspaper! And my slippers and my pipe! What more could a man want? - View Quote Details on Jon: How cute! Nermal brought me my newspaper! And my…
A true gourmet never shies away from a new taste treat. (8 July 1979) - View Quote Details on A true gourmet never shies away from a new taste…