Jon: I’m going to start you on your diet slowly,…

Jon: I’m going to start you on your diet slowly, Garfield. For the rest of the week you may have no desserts.

Dialogues

On Odie: He was bred to be a working dog. Specifically, a paperweight or a doorstop. (16 Sep 1987) - View Quote Details on On Odie: He was bred to be a working dog…
Jon: Garfield, why aren’t women attracted to me? - View Quote Details on Jon: Garfield, why aren’t women attracted to me?
Jon: Cats are mysterious creatures. - View Quote Details on Jon: Cats are mysterious creatures.
The things I do for this strip. (27 Dec 1979) - View Quote Details on The things I do for this strip. (27 Dec 1979)
I may never reach my full potential. (8 Aug 2007) - View Quote Details on I may never reach my full potential. (8 Aug 2007)
I’m an authority on boring. (6 Sept 2006) - View Quote Details on I’m an authority on boring. (6 Sept 2006)
Jon: How cute! Nermal brought me my newspaper! And my slippers and my pipe! What more could a man want? - View Quote Details on Jon: How cute! Nermal brought me my newspaper! And my…
Cats are just little people with fur and fangs. (12 Oct 1979) - View Quote Details on Cats are just little people with fur and fangs. (12…
Jon: You get the house filthy, and I clean it! - View Quote Details on Jon: You get the house filthy, and I clean it!
Garfield: What a dismal day. I think I’ll stay in bed all day. - View Quote Details on Garfield: What a dismal day. I think I’ll stay in…