Jon: I’m in the mood to party!… Or fold laundry.

Dialogues

Garfield: (Sitting in the rain) It must be Monday. It’s cold… It’s dreary… It’s raining… - View Quote Details on Garfield: (Sitting in the rain) It must be Monday. It’s…
You can’t rush art you big crybaby. (10 Jan 1992) - View Quote Details on You can’t rush art you big crybaby. (10 Jan 1992)
Everything tastes good when you’re on a diet. (1 Sept 1978) - View Quote Details on Everything tastes good when you’re on a diet. (1 Sept…
They should give out awards for dull days…. We’d have a trophy case the size of Canada. (28 May 1991) - View Quote Details on They should give out awards for dull days…. We’d have…
I’m only human. (22 Jan 1979) - View Quote Details on I’m only human. (22 Jan 1979)
Phone (When Garfield picks up) May I speak to the head of the household? - View Quote Details on Phone (When Garfield picks up) May I speak to the…
I’m an authority on boring. (6 Sept 2006) - View Quote Details on I’m an authority on boring. (6 Sept 2006)
Jon: Why don’t you ever listen to me? - View Quote Details on Jon: Why don’t you ever listen to me?
Phone (Garfield picks up) May I speak to the moron of the house? - View Quote Details on Phone (Garfield picks up) May I speak to the moron…
Jon: Garfield, why aren’t women attracted to me? - View Quote Details on Jon: Garfield, why aren’t women attracted to me?