Jon is whistling offscreen, there is a plate of 4…

Jon is whistling offscreen, there is a plate of 4 cookies on the table and Garfield walks in with a cup of coffee

Dialogues

Other Garfield Quotes

They should give out awards for dull days…. We’d have a trophy case the size of Canada. (28 May 1991) - View Quote Details on They should give out awards for dull days…. We’d have…
Jon: I’m starting your diet, Garfield. How would you like this head of cabbage prepared? - View Quote Details on Jon: I’m starting your diet, Garfield. How would you like…
Jon: I’m in the mood to party!… Or fold laundry. - View Quote Details on Jon: I’m in the mood to party!… Or fold laundry.
I’m an authority on boring. (6 Sept 2006) - View Quote Details on I’m an authority on boring. (6 Sept 2006)
Dogs are nature’s way of telling us we could be worse off. (16 Mar 1991) - View Quote Details on Dogs are nature’s way of telling us we could be…
Jon: Two steak dinners, and make mine medium. - View Quote Details on Jon: Two steak dinners, and make mine medium.
Jon: Garfield, why aren’t women attracted to me? - View Quote Details on Jon: Garfield, why aren’t women attracted to me?
Jon (to the phone): I may not be rich, but remember this: money can’t buy happiness. - View Quote Details on Jon (to the phone): I may not be rich, but…
Jon: (brandishing a letter) This came in the mail for you. - View Quote Details on Jon: (brandishing a letter) This came in the mail for…
Jon: (On the phone) Hello, Evelyn? This is Jon Arbuckle. Would you care to join me in a little fine dining this evening? I know this cozy little out-of-the-way seafood bistro… Wonderful food… Great atmosphere… Pardon? Stinky Bob’s Sushi Bar and Bait Shack. - View Quote Details on Jon: (On the phone) Hello, Evelyn? This is Jon Arbuckle…