Jon: It isn’t healthy for a cat to be as…
Jon: It isn’t healthy for a cat to be as big as you are, Garfield. Why, you could get heart disease, get fallen arches… get harpooned.
Dialogues
Other Garfield Quotes
- Jon: Doc, how are you? - View Quote Details on Jon: Doc, how are you?
- I love getting mail. It’s just another reminder you’re alive. (16 Apr 1979) - View Quote Details on I love getting mail. It’s just another reminder you’re alive…
- Jon: How cute! Nermal brought me my newspaper! And my slippers and my pipe! What more could a man want? - View Quote Details on Jon: How cute! Nermal brought me my newspaper! And my…
- It must be Monday. It’s cold… it’s dreary… it’s raining… even inside the house. (4 Mar 1991) - View Quote Details on It must be Monday. It’s cold… it’s dreary… it’s raining…
- Frailty, thy name is dog. (6 July 1980) - View Quote Details on Frailty, thy name is dog. (6 July 1980)
- Garfield: Never fear, Jon. No mouse will ever get your cheese while I’m around! (Tossing the whole hunk of cheese into his own mouth) No sirree. - View Quote Details on Garfield: Never fear, Jon. No mouse will ever get your…
- (Garfield chases Odie up a tree.) - View Quote Details on (Garfield chases Odie up a tree.)
- Jon and Garfield are just about to leave the farm. - View Quote Details on Jon and Garfield are just about to leave the farm.
- Food is a dichotomy…fat people hate to love it…and skinny people love to hate it. (8 Dec 1987) - View Quote Details on Food is a dichotomy…fat people hate to love it…and skinny…
- Dogs appear friendly, but I’d hate to get caught between one and his appetite. (01 Feb 1987) - View Quote Details on Dogs appear friendly, but I’d hate to get caught between…
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