Jon: Somewhere out there is the woman for me!… hiding…

Jon: Somewhere out there is the woman for me!… hiding no doubt.

Dialogues

It is said we were given two ears and only one mouth so that we can tell only half of what we hear. (13 Jun 1985) - View Quote Details on It is said we were given two ears and only…
Garfield sleeps at the doorway - View Quote Details on Garfield sleeps at the doorway
Garfield: (bragging to Jon) I came within an eyelash of catching that pesky mouse today. - View Quote Details on Garfield: (bragging to Jon) I came within an eyelash of…
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you. - View Quote Details on Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you.
(Garfield brings Jon a snack.) - View Quote Details on (Garfield brings Jon a snack.)
Jon: Reading a book of quotations “Time flies when you’re having fun.” - View Quote Details on Jon: Reading a book of quotations “Time flies when you’re…
I love getting mail. It’s just another reminder you’re alive. (16 Apr 1979) - View Quote Details on I love getting mail. It’s just another reminder you’re alive…
You know it’s Monday when you find sharks circling in your water bowl. (03 Aug 1981) - View Quote Details on You know it’s Monday when you find sharks circling in…
Freedom is overrated. (1 Sep 2006) - View Quote Details on Freedom is overrated. (1 Sep 2006)
Cats are nice to have when you’re lonely. (14 Oct 1978) - View Quote Details on Cats are nice to have when you’re lonely. (14 Oct…