Jon: (To Garfield, suspiciously) Where’s the filling to my sandwich?

Dialogues

Garfield: If you can guess how many cookies are in this jar, you win the entire contents! - View Quote Details on Garfield: If you can guess how many cookies are in…
Garfield: What a dismal day. I think I’ll stay in bed all day. - View Quote Details on Garfield: What a dismal day. I think I’ll stay in…
If a dog were a faucet, it would leak. (14 May 1982) - View Quote Details on If a dog were a faucet, it would leak. (14…
Jon: You should start each day with a smile. - View Quote Details on Jon: You should start each day with a smile.
Freedom is overrated. (1 Sep 2006) - View Quote Details on Freedom is overrated. (1 Sep 2006)
(Jon is talking to Garfield.) - View Quote Details on (Jon is talking to Garfield.)
Jon: I’m going to start you on your diet slowly, Garfield. For the rest of the week you may have no desserts. - View Quote Details on Jon: I’m going to start you on your diet slowly,…
Food is a dichotomy…fat people hate to love it…and skinny people love to hate it. (8 Dec 1987) - View Quote Details on Food is a dichotomy…fat people hate to love it…and skinny…
Jon: Having a girlfriend changes everything, Garfield. The ways things taste, the way things smell. I’m gonna have to change my socks more often. - View Quote Details on Jon: Having a girlfriend changes everything, Garfield. The ways things…
Garfield is building a snowman - View Quote Details on Garfield is building a snowman