Jon: (Watching Garfield eat) You know, Garfield… I wouldn’t say…

Jon: (Watching Garfield eat) You know, Garfield… I wouldn’t say you’re fat, but…

Dialogues

Jon: Doc, how are you? - View Quote Details on Jon: Doc, how are you?
Jon: Do you think glasses would make me look smarter? - View Quote Details on Jon: Do you think glasses would make me look smarter?
I may never reach my full potential. (8 Aug 2007) - View Quote Details on I may never reach my full potential. (8 Aug 2007)
If God had intended for dogs to bark, he would’ve given them roots and leaves. (29 Sept 1978) - View Quote Details on If God had intended for dogs to bark, he would’ve…
Jon: I have the last of the ice cream, Garfield. - View Quote Details on Jon: I have the last of the ice cream, Garfield.
Phone (Garfield picks up) May I speak to the moron of the house? - View Quote Details on Phone (Garfield picks up) May I speak to the moron…
They should give out awards for dull days…. We’d have a trophy case the size of Canada. (28 May 1991) - View Quote Details on They should give out awards for dull days…. We’d have…
Jon: (To Garfield, suspiciously) Where’s the filling to my sandwich? - View Quote Details on Jon: (To Garfield, suspiciously) Where’s the filling to my sandwich?
Lyman: What’s your tennis racket strung with? - View Quote Details on Lyman: What’s your tennis racket strung with?
Jon: Let’s drink out of each other’s glasses. - View Quote Details on Jon: Let’s drink out of each other’s glasses.