[just after Murtaugh prevents Riggs from shooting himself] You’re not…

[just after Murtaugh prevents Riggs from shooting himself] You’re not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!

Roger Murtaugh

General McAlister, time for you to die. - View Quote Details on General McAlister, time for you to die.
I don’t make things difficult. That’s the way they get, all by themselves. - View Quote Details on I don’t make things difficult. That’s the way they get,…
Maybe we’ll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present. - View Quote Details on Maybe we’ll stay alive long enough for me to buy…
[last lines] I’m too old for this… - View Quote Details on [last lines] I’m too old for this…
[stealing a woman's car] Mind if I test-drive your Audi? - View Quote Details on [stealing a woman's car] Mind if I test-drive your Audi?
[when Joshua is panting on the lawn after the title-fight] Get that shit off my lawn! - View Quote Details on [when Joshua is panting on the lawn after the title-fight]…
Perhaps there’s an opening in the L.A. Fire Department? - View Quote Details on Perhaps there’s an opening in the L.A. Fire Department?
[Riggs and Murtaugh go to a bust at a "rich house"] Saw this on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless. - View Quote Details on [Riggs and Murtaugh go to a bust at a "rich...
I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants! - View Quote Details on I was driving before you were an itch in your...
[after rescuing Murtaugh and Rianne] What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here. - View Quote Details on [after rescuing Murtaugh and Rianne] What did one shepherd say…