Leah: [seeing Juno and Paulie kissing] You know, you can…

Leah: [seeing Juno and Paulie kissing] You know, you can go into early labor sucking face like that! [Juno gives her the finger]

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Well, What have you done, Junebug? Did you hit someone with the Previa?? - View Quote Details on Well, What have you done, Junebug? Did you hit someone…
It ended with a chair. - View Quote Details on It ended with a chair.
Mark: [singing] If you can’t decide between a little breakfast and lunch, why don’t you microwave yourself a little bowl of brunch? - View Quote Details on Mark: [singing] If you can’t decide between a little breakfast…
This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I’ve ever seen. - View Quote Details on This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I’ve…
Juno has a great sense of humor. Just one of her many genetic gifts. - View Quote Details on Juno has a great sense of humor. Just one of…
Because doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream. - View Quote Details on Because doctors are sadists who like to play God and…
[to an ultrasound technician] My five-year-old daughter could do that, and let me tell you, she is not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed, so why don’t you go back to night school in Mankato and learn a real trade? - View Quote Details on [to an ultrasound technician] My five-year-old daughter could do that,…
I’m going to go to Women Now, because they help women now. - View Quote Details on I’m going to go to Women Now, because they help…
Leah: So, you were bored? That’s how this blessed miracle came to be? - View Quote Details on Leah: So, you were bored? That’s how this blessed miracle…
Silencio, old man. Look, I drank my weight in Sunny D and I gotta go pronto. - View Quote Details on Silencio, old man. Look, I drank my weight in Sunny…