Let’s get some doom up ins.
Let’s get some doom up ins.
The Four Fiends, Ur (Kraken), Fiend of Water
Other 8-Bit Theater Quotes
- Black Mage: So, Red Mage, enlighten us. How can a plan that makes no sense work?
Red Mage: One simple reason: It makes too little sense to fail.
Black Mage: What.
Red Mage: Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That’s just basic cause and effect. It’s easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any given step will have no impact on the macro level.
Black Mage: That’s so stupid I can’t even see straight anymore. - View Quote Details on Black Mage: So, Red Mage, enlighten us. How can a… - Not terribly sweet or at all merciful Llolith, are all humans born this way?! - View Quote Details on Not terribly sweet or at all merciful Llolith, are all…
- DAMN YOU, FOREST IMPS! YOU’VE BEEN A THORN IN MY SIDE FOR TOO LONG! You will pay. Oh yes, you will pay. - View Quote Details on DAMN YOU, FOREST IMPS! YOU’VE BEEN A THORN IN MY…
- Red Mage: Trust me guys. This one is going down in the history books!
(3,000 years later)
Computer Teacher: Earth-children. Open your “History of the Most Fatally Horrible Plans and Other Painful Events” compu-books to the section on the carbon-unit “Red Mage”. End of line.
Mega Man: But there’s three full chapters devoted to this ‘Red Mage’.
Computer Teacher: Yes. Yes there are. This material will be on the digi-test.
Mega Man: Man, I hate the future! And it’s all Red Mage’s fault! - View Quote Details on Red Mage: Trust me guys. This one is going down… - Red Mage: Unless one of my intrepid adventuring companions were to hand me a Healing Potion.
Thief: I’m not sure that’s feasible at this point in time. We’ve still got a negative cash flow problem.
Werewolf: Well you’re about to have a negative blood flow problem!
Fighter: They’re good… - View Quote Details on Red Mage: Unless one of my intrepid adventuring companions were… - Fighter: (After being pummelled by a giant) Kill me.
Black Mage: Tempting, but I need you for a human shield… I mean, travelling companion. Yeah. - View Quote Details on Fighter: (After being pummelled by a giant) Kill me.
Black Mage:… - Yea, is it not written, “With great power comes great authority, but absolute power rocks absolutely”? - View Quote Details on Yea, is it not written, “With great power comes great…
- I’ve got Black Magic, a hair trigger, and a short fuse, bring it! - View Quote Details on I’ve got Black Magic, a hair trigger, and a short…
- Thief: (after Black Mage stabs Fighter) I want to be surprised by that, but I can’t be.
Black Mage: It’s what he would have wanted… if he was me. - View Quote Details on Thief: (after Black Mage stabs Fighter) I want to be… - Fighter:
Black Mage: What?
Fighter: I SAID I THINK THERE’S SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT THESE SAILORS.
Black Mage: Oh, hello there, Mr. Concussion. How are you today?
Thief: WHAT’S HE MUMBLING ABOUT?
Fighter: DUNNO.
Black Mage: Please speak quietly.
Fighter: I THINK HE’S HUNG OVER.
Black Mage: No, my brain is hemorrhaging very important fluids.
Thief: Y’KNOW, WHILE YOU’VE BEEN SITTING HERE, WE’VE BEEN HARD AT WORK FIGURING OUT THESE SAILORS.
Black Mage: They’re not sailors, they’re Dark Warriors.
Fighter: WE THINK THEY MIGHT BE PIRATES.
Black Mage: Hate you. - View Quote Details on Fighter:
Black Mage: What?
Fighter: I SAID I THINK THERE’S SOMETHING STRANGE…
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