Let’s not bicker, gentlemen. Remember, you can’t hug with medieval…

Let’s not bicker, gentlemen. Remember, you can’t hug with medieval arms.

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Black Belt! Hit Sir Armor of Gothic here until he stops thinking conscious thoughts. - View Quote Details on Black Belt! Hit Sir Armor of Gothic here until he…
(A Tyrannosaur appears)
Red Mage: A Tyrannosaur, eh? As it just so happens, I was born to hunt dinosaurs. See? I’ve got the tattoo and everything.
Tyrannosaur: Oh come on, that doesn’t make any sense. How can dinosaur hunting be your primary purpose? We’re extinct.
Red Mage: Then explain yourself.
(Tyrannosaur explodes)
Red Mage: Exactly. - View Quote Details on (A Tyrannosaur appears)
Red Mage: A Tyrannosaur, eh? As it just…
Vilbert Von Vampire: Ready?
Red Mage: I was born ready.
Fighter: I was born naked and screaming.
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Red Mage: I was born ready.
Fighter: I…
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(Red Mage is on fire)
Black Mage: Aren’t you dead yet?
Red Mage: Nope. I’ve been casting Life 2 on myself. Or Life 3. Whichever.
Black Mage: What I know about White Magic could fill a thimble halfway, but I know both of those are out of your league.
Red Mage: I know that and you know that, but I don’t know that.
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Black Mage: Aren’t you dead yet?
Red…
It’s not you, baby. It’s your knockers. I know those robes are supposed to emphasize your chaste modesty, but dyamn, girl. - View Quote Details on It’s not you, baby. It’s your knockers. I know those…
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I’m prepared to passionately argue this point until nothing makes sense anymore. If that doesn’t work, then the hours upon hours of whining will. - View Quote Details on I’m prepared to passionately argue this point until nothing makes…
Black Mage: What we really need is some sort of quest to keep us together.
Red Mage: I thought you hated us and would relish the opportunity to rid us from your life.
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