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Joe Dirt

It puts the lotion on its skin! You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you! - View Quote Details on It puts the lotion on its skin! You have no…
Don’t you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe. - View Quote Details on Don’t you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay?…
When bad pets go bad, dang! - View Quote Details on When bad pets go bad, dang!
And you’ll be sticking your head out the window and check out chick dogs saying “What’s up, baby?” - View Quote Details on And you’ll be sticking your head out the window and…
Railroad Boy #1: Oh - it’s so flat! - View Quote Details on Railroad Boy #1: Oh - it’s so flat!
Things are gonna happen for me, I’m Joe Dirt! - View Quote Details on Things are gonna happen for me, I’m Joe Dirt!
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole. - View Quote Details on It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.
You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air? - View Quote Details on You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up…
His name’s Rocky and he ain’t no puppy. - View Quote Details on His name’s Rocky and he ain’t no puppy.
[Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen porch] Now, this ain’t no flapjack, so I’m gonna be real careful, I won’t look. - View Quote Details on [Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen...

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