Life’s like a dang ol’ Rubik’s cube, man. You move…

Life’s like a dang ol’ Rubik’s cube, man. You move all the colors around and when you get one side you mess up the other side, man.

Unidentified episodes, Boomhauer

Hey, what a co-inky-dink. - View Quote Details on Hey, what a co-inky-dink.
[on a posterboard for maxipads ] The Freedom Feels So Good ! - View Quote Details on [on a posterboard for maxipads ] The Freedom Feels So…
Gentlemen, the crap has literally been scared out of me. - View Quote Details on Gentlemen, the crap has literally been scared out of me.
It’s all so stupid! - View Quote Details on It’s all so stupid!
That boy ain’t right. - View Quote Details on That boy ain’t right.
(Repeating advice he was given earlier) “Beat the surfer, man.” (He smacks a surfer with his surf board) - View Quote Details on (Repeating advice he was given earlier) “Beat the surfer, man.”…
[to crowd in Mega-Lo Mart parking lot before performance] Are you ready to soft rock ? - View Quote Details on [to crowd in Mega-Lo Mart parking lot before performance] Are…
(talking to Bobby) “I heard what you did to Chane Wasonasong-unforgivable! But then I hear what you did to your father-very funny. So I’m conflicted.” - View Quote Details on (talking to Bobby) “I heard what you did to Chane…
(after blowing up the shack that Hank just built; Hank’s father wanted it destroyed) Yee-haw! That was for you young colonel! (runs off) - View Quote Details on (after blowing up the shack that Hank just built; Hank’s…
I’m wearing a bikini made of suds! - View Quote Details on I’m wearing a bikini made of suds!