Maximum suckage…
Maximum suckage…
Psycrow
Other Earthworm Jim Quotes
- You know, I usually avoid saying this, but… Hellllllp! - View Quote Details on You know, I usually avoid saying this, but… Hellllllp!
- Before I took Psycrow’s course, I was a simple dairy farmer. Now dig me! I’ve got a monkey grafted to my head! - View Quote Details on Before I took Psycrow’s course, I was a simple dairy…
- I’m proud to live in a country where anyone, regardless of species, can buy a college degree! - View Quote Details on I’m proud to live in a country where anyone, regardless…
- On the distant planet of Heck, Evil the Cat is preparing to destroy the universe. Oh, sorry, my mistake. He’s just watching TV. - View Quote Details on On the distant planet of Heck, Evil the Cat is…
- Now I’ll freeze you as solid as… uh… a solid freezy, frozen thing. (Monkey jabbers) Oh right. Thank you. A block of ice! - View Quote Details on Now I’ll freeze you as solid as… uh… a solid…
- Story opens at the patch that is all of pure, noble and good. No, sorry. It actually opens at the whitehouse. - View Quote Details on Story opens at the patch that is all of pure,…
- “I’m afraid I can’t save the world today, Mr. President. I’m on a mission of the utmost importance.” (sits down with Peter and Snott to read Fuzzy Wuzzy’s Funny Animals Pop-Up Book) - View Quote Details on “I’m afraid I can’t save the world today, Mr. President…
- Now that I have shrunk you down to microscopic size with (voice changes to that of a TV commercial announcer) Professor Monkey-For-A-Head’s Patented Reducing Cream, in lotion or ointment form, (normal voice) I shall crush you like…uh…some easily crushed thing. - View Quote Details on Now that I have shrunk you down to microscopic size…
- It’s not all champagne, you know. Sometimes there’s real pain, too. - View Quote Details on It’s not all champagne, you know. Sometimes there’s real pain,…
- Da wages of sin is death, but da hours are good. - View Quote Details on Da wages of sin is death, but da hours are…
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