Me and my wife used to argue about little things-…

Me and my wife used to argue about little things- my penis.

That Ain’t Right

Other Bob Saget Quotes

Gilbert Gottfried ’s scene’s an amazing piece of video. Forgetting how foul it is, forgetting how you perceive filth. It was right after 9/11, and this guy is already feeling like ‘What does it matter, what does anything matter.’ And he’s a little bit nutty anyway. - View Quote Details on Gilbert Gottfried ’s scene’s an amazing piece of video. Forgetting…
There was an old farmer who sat on a rock, stroking his whiskers and shaking his fists at his neighbors who sat on their ricks, teaching their children to play with their kite-strings and marbles in the old days of yore, along came a lady who looked like a decent young lady who and walked like a duck, said she’d discovered a new way to bring up the children to sew and to knit, the boys in the stables were shoveling up contents of stables left after the hunt, the car man was feeling a nice piece of straw from the stables gleaning the walls, in came the dare maid to play with his dog in the dairy where she did belong, if you think this is dirty, well, you’re fucking well wrong. - View Quote Details on There was an old farmer who sat on a rock,…
Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that’s really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation. - View Quote Details on Now people want what the movie was about, which is…
What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating. - View Quote Details on What I have now are good problems of trying to…
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case. - View Quote Details on I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and…
The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren’t funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren’t accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more. - View Quote Details on The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with…
I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that I’ve had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitz’s play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months. - View Quote Details on I just did a play in New York which has…
This film is so interesting, because it’s an urban legend joke, it’s not even a good joke, it’s a terrible joke; the punch line sucks, but the punch line is ‘are we dignified and look what we just did.’ - View Quote Details on This film is so interesting, because it’s an urban legend…
Rock did a great job on the Oscars. I saw him working the set out before. The fact that people can’t tell if he killed or bombed is not a bad thing cause he didn’t bomb. He could have done a few things different, but the first time hosting the Oscars! Chris Rock hosting the Oscars! I like that! - View Quote Details on Rock did a great job on the Oscars. I saw…
I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing. - View Quote Details on I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with…