Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.

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If I ever find a pitcher who has heat, a good curve, and a slider, I might seriously consider marrying him, or at least proposing. - View Quote Details on If I ever find a pitcher who has heat, a…
I can’t believe they pay us to play baseball - something we did for free as kids. - View Quote Details on I can’t believe they pay us to play baseball -…
If I hear Bowie Kuhn say just once more he’s doing something for the betterment of baseball, I’m going to throw-up. - View Quote Details on If I hear Bowie Kuhn say just once more he’s…
People who live in the past generally are afraid to compete in the present. I’ve got my faults, but living in the past is not one of them. There’s no future in it. - View Quote Details on People who live in the past generally are afraid to…
If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good attitude. If it has a good attitude, it will make a commitment to playing the game right. If it plays the game right, it will win—unless, of course, it doesn’t have enough talent to win, and no manager can make goose-liver pate out of goose feathers, so why worry? - View Quote Details on If a team is in a positive frame of mind,…
I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that. - View Quote Details on I only had a high school education and believe me,…
Players have two things to do. Play and keep their mouths shut. - View Quote Details on Players have two things to do. Play and keep their…
He’s (Jose Canseco) built like a Greek goddess. - View Quote Details on He’s (Jose Canseco) built like a Greek goddess.
Problem with (John) Wockenfuss getting on base is that it takes three doubles to score him. - View Quote Details on Problem with (John) Wockenfuss getting on base is that it…
Baseball is a simple game. If you have good players and if you keep them in the right frame of mind then the manager is a success. - View Quote Details on Baseball is a simple game. If you have good players…