(Mocking his dad) “Git’ out my house! My boy ain’t…

(Mocking his dad) “Git’ out my house! My boy ain’t much but he’s all I got!”

Unidentified episodes, Bobby Hill

I could be a golf course drink girl. - View Quote Details on I could be a golf course drink girl.
Peggy! If I knew you’d be coming over, I would’ve put on some pants! - View Quote Details on Peggy! If I knew you’d be coming over, I would’ve…
(After smacking a waitress on the rump) “Hey missy! How ’bout some sammiches?!?” - View Quote Details on (After smacking a waitress on the rump) “Hey missy! How…
Dale, you giblet head. - View Quote Details on Dale, you giblet head.
I’m too pretty to go to jail!!! - View Quote Details on I’m too pretty to go to jail!!!
You don’t keep a Ferrari in the garage! - View Quote Details on You don’t keep a Ferrari in the garage!
Heck Dorland: I got bad news men, Chet Elderson died. Natural causes. (Bill farts while his butt is hanging out the top of the fire pole.) Oh, for cryin’ out loud! - View Quote Details on Heck Dorland: I got bad news men, Chet Elderson died…
“Ooh, Peggy Hill.” (Growls viciously) - View Quote Details on “Ooh, Peggy Hill.” (Growls viciously)
(shouting to Bobby stumbling around on the roof) “It’s a roof! Not American Bandstand!” - View Quote Details on (shouting to Bobby stumbling around on the roof) “It’s a…
(Talking about his urethra) Mine’s so big I could pass the child myself! - View Quote Details on (Talking about his urethra) Mine’s so big I could pass…