Mom: I better get the fish a thermometer too!

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“I’m Chet Ubetcha”. - View Quote Details on “I’m Chet Ubetcha”.
“Hey, I had a dream where I was you but with a better voice. And there was peanut butter, everywhere! - View Quote Details on “Hey, I had a dream where I was you but…
“The Handsome Fairy has failed to rescue his godchild– (audience boos Juandissimo)…BUT HE IS STILL VERY SEXY! (audience cheers)” ~Jorgen - View Quote Details on “The Handsome Fairy has failed to rescue his godchild– (audience…
Thank you corrective dentistry! - View Quote Details on Thank you corrective dentistry!
You’re here? In my house? My Timmy-tracker must be malfunctioning. - View Quote Details on You’re here? In my house? My Timmy-tracker must be malfunctioning.
(After Timmy gets an A) “AHHHHHH! TIMMY GOT AN A! IT’S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!! - View Quote Details on (After Timmy gets an A) “AHHHHHH! TIMMY GOT AN A!…
Yams! I should show them my yams! - View Quote Details on Yams! I should show them my yams!
(disguised as a girl so he and A.J. can avoid couple-skating) You better call me after this. - View Quote Details on (disguised as a girl so he and A.J. can avoid…
(Practicing cheerleading) “Fe-fi-fo-fum, who’s the girl who sucks her thumb? I am! I am! Why did I say that?” - View Quote Details on (Practicing cheerleading) “Fe-fi-fo-fum, who’s the girl who sucks her thumb?…
Pants are for squares! - View Quote Details on Pants are for squares!