Murali is really struggling out there, he looked like Heather…

Murali is really struggling out there, he looked like Heather Mills McCartney making her way to bed from her en suite bathroom fielding down at fine-leg. Will they sack me for saying that?

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Not much of a birthday that, almost as bad as my 15th when I got a pair of plastic telephones off the Roman Road market from some cousins who thought I was still six. - Ben Dirs describes birthday boy Andy Murray’s retirement from the Hamburg Open with a hint of nostalgic heartbreak. - View Quote Details on Not much of a birthday that, almost as bad as…
Here’s the siren (hope there’s no Blitz veterans in, they’ll be ducking for cover) - View Quote Details on Here’s the siren (hope there’s no Blitz veterans in, they’ll…
The Scot looks like he’s sat in a hospital waiting room reading my commentary. - View Quote Details on The Scot looks like he’s sat in a hospital waiting…
According to a certain Brisbane rag, England are “a bunch of part-time plumbers and decorators”…Jason Robinson and Co are just putting a second coat on their Free State Stadium dressing room in Bloemfontein, but I’m assured they’ll be cleaned up and ready to kick off in 25 minutes. - View Quote Details on According to a certain Brisbane rag, England are “a bunch…
This is like De la Hoya-Mayweather, except in evening dress and with sticks. - View Quote Details on This is like De la Hoya-Mayweather, except in evening dress…
Anyone seen Kaka’s wife? Funnily enough, she’s a complete sort. She’s the sort of woman who, if she looked you in the eye in a bar and asked you where the fag machine was, you’d start giggling and snort. - View Quote Details on Anyone seen Kaka’s wife? Funnily enough, she’s a complete sort…
Playing Federer on a bad day is a bit like seeing Pete Doherty in concert on a good day. You want to make the most of it because it may never happen again. - View Quote Details on Playing Federer on a bad day is a bit like…
A well-deserved standing ovation from the Lord’s faithful and what can you say about any Collingwood innings? Nuggety, earthy, gritty. All hail Ross Kemp - give that man his own cop show on ITV. - View Quote Details on A well-deserved standing ovation from the Lord’s faithful and what…
Mahmood finishes with 4-50 - ‘Smell my cheese, you mothers’ I think I heard him mutter to his critics as he strode from the pitch. - View Quote Details on Mahmood finishes with 4-50 - ‘Smell my cheese, you mothers’…
Slow ball from England and South Africa, like a playground bully leisurely keeping his victim at arm’s length with one hand while taking a breather, are finding this far too easy. - View Quote Details on Slow ball from England and South Africa, like a playground…