My dad used to be in the Army, but now…
My dad used to be in the Army, but now he’s just your average H-VAC specialist. He and my mom got divorced when I was five and now she lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly, this cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”
Juno MacGuff
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