My dark soul burns with fiery agreement. Or possibly tacos.

Dark Warriors, Vilbert Von Vampire

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Black Mage: Aren’t you dead yet?
Red Mage: Nope. I’ve been casting Life 2 on myself. Or Life 3. Whichever.
Black Mage: What I know about White Magic could fill a thimble halfway, but I know both of those are out of your league.
Red Mage: I know that and you know that, but I don’t know that.
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