My husband put me on top of the cupboard once…

My husband put me on top of the cupboard once. You have so much in common.

Laura Henderson

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(After seeing him naked) Why Mr Van Damm, you are Jewish! - View Quote Details on (After seeing him naked) Why Mr Van Damm, you are…
Tomorrow, we have auditions! Isn’t that exciting? People come in to entertain us, and we say either stick around or buzz off! - View Quote Details on Tomorrow, we have auditions! Isn’t that exciting? People come in…
You needn’t worry. Our lighting will be so subtle, the disputed area [the female genitalia] will be barely visible. And anyway, we’ll have a barber! - View Quote Details on You needn’t worry. Our lighting will be so subtle, the…
As you know, these are difficult times. So many of our delightful variety performers have been forced onto the milkline. - View Quote Details on As you know, these are difficult times. So many of…
And if we cause too many people to congregate in the street, who gives a fiddler’s fuck? - View Quote Details on And if we cause too many people to congregate in…
Showbusiness is full of Jewish people. One must make do! - View Quote Details on Showbusiness is full of Jewish people. One must make do!
You men certainly do get yourselves into such a state over the “midlands”! - View Quote Details on You men certainly do get yourselves into such a state…
My dear, you must never interrupt a perfectly good argument! - View Quote Details on My dear, you must never interrupt a perfectly good argument!
Are you American? Strange people, lovely manners. - View Quote Details on Are you American? Strange people, lovely manners.
But I’ve told all my friends, that I’m helping to build a home for future bastards! - View Quote Details on But I’ve told all my friends, that I’m helping to…