My wife wanted her face lifted. They couldn’t do that…

My wife wanted her face lifted. They couldn’t do that. But for $80, they lowered her body.

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Take my wife—please! - View Quote Details on Take my wife—please!
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My wife is a light eater. As soon as it’s light, she starts eating. - View Quote Details on My wife is a light eater. As soon as it’s…
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You have a ready wit. Let me know when it’s ready. - View Quote Details on You have a ready wit. Let me know when it’s…
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up—they have no holidays. - View Quote Details on I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave…
He hit me among my face. - View Quote Details on He hit me among my face.
My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours, and that was only for the estimate. - View Quote Details on My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours,…
What got you out of the woodwork? - View Quote Details on What got you out of the woodwork?
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - View Quote Details on The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.