Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must…

Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

Alex “Hitch” Hitchens

Other Hitch Quotes

So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows… but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you’re enjoying your life, and the next you’re wondering how you ever lived without them. - View Quote Details on So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows… but…
Begin each day like it was on purpose. - View Quote Details on Begin each day like it was on purpose.
[showing Hitch his dance moves] Do the Q-tip! Q-tip! Now throw it away! Now what am I doing? I’m makin a pizza! - View Quote Details on [showing Hitch his dance moves] Do the Q-tip! Q-tip! Now…
Don’t…ever…do that again! - View Quote Details on Don’t…ever…do that again!
Give me a ring… sometime. [Laughs] I mean, on the phone. - View Quote Details on Give me a ring… sometime. [Laughs] I mean, on the…
Relationships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along. - View Quote Details on Relationships are for people who are waiting for something better…
Because that’s what people do. They leap, and hope to God they can fly, because otherwise you just drop like a rock, wondering the whole way down, why in the *hell* did I jump? But here I am, Sarah, falling, and the only one that makes me feel like I can fly… is you. - View Quote Details on Because that’s what people do. They leap, and hope to…
You can’t stop it… [shouts] You cannot stop it… - View Quote Details on You can’t stop it… [shouts] You cannot stop it…
No guile, no game… No girl - View Quote Details on No guile, no game… No girl
Can you believe what a beautiful day it is? - View Quote Details on Can you believe what a beautiful day it is?