Never stick your finger up a man’s ass without warning.

Unsorted, Hank Moody

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Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fucking life people tellin me I do things wrong and I am the fucking asshole. And I see everyone around is infinitely more fucked up than I am. - View Quote Details on Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fucking life…
Oh look at the clock, the big hand says ‘fuck’ and the little hand says ‘off’ - View Quote Details on Oh look at the clock, the big hand says ‘fuck’…
Al Moody: “Life’s too short to dance with fat chicks.” - View Quote Details on Al Moody: “Life’s too short to dance with fat chicks.”
Hank Moody: You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly. - View Quote Details on Hank Moody: You can’t snort a line of coke off…
Get ready for Thor’s Hammer! - View Quote Details on Get ready for Thor’s Hammer!
Trixy? That’s a great name. If you’re a hooker! - View Quote Details on Trixy? That’s a great name. If you’re a hooker!
Hank Moody (after being punched): Ow! Your pimp hand is strong! - View Quote Details on Hank Moody (after being punched): Ow! Your pimp hand is…
Hank Moody: He used to call you a walking penis! - View Quote Details on Hank Moody: He used to call you a walking penis!
Trixy: No! Not in the face. He’s too cute. - View Quote Details on Trixy: No! Not in the face. He’s too cute.
Don’t look at me like that. I love all women. I love you. I’ll make a run at you right now. - View Quote Details on Don’t look at me like that. I love all women…