Never trust them, never trust them. They can’t be trusted.

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The princesses could not possibly leave without me; I wouldn’t leave the King, and the King will never leave under any circumstances. - View Quote Details on The princesses could not possibly leave without me; I wouldn’t…
Canadian veteran: Are you Scotch or English?
Elizabeth: I’m Canadian! - View Quote Details on Canadian veteran: Are you Scotch or English?
Elizabeth: I’m Canadian!
Is it just me or are pensioners getting younger these days? - View Quote Details on Is it just me or are pensioners getting younger these…
Not very romantic. - View Quote Details on Not very romantic.
I hadn’t realised I enjoyed that reputation. But as I do, perhaps you could make it a large one. - View Quote Details on I hadn’t realised I enjoyed that reputation. But as I…
We’d have to go self-service. - View Quote Details on We’d have to go self-service.
Who are you supposed to be, dear? Are you Daddy or the Mad Hatter? - View Quote Details on Who are you supposed to be, dear? Are you Daddy…
I’ll polish it off myself. - View Quote Details on I’ll polish it off myself.
But I love communists! - View Quote Details on But I love communists!
I wouldn’t if I were you, Noel; they count them before they put them out. - View Quote Details on I wouldn’t if I were you, Noel; they count them…