No, Black Belt. Why would I be upset that your…

No, Black Belt. Why would I be upset that your pathological inability to follow so much as the most obvious of trails turned a simple tailing into the Jungle Crawl of No Escape.

White Mage

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Red Mage: Trust me guys. This one is going down in the history books!
(3,000 years later)
Computer Teacher: Earth-children. Open your “History of the Most Fatally Horrible Plans and Other Painful Events” compu-books to the section on the carbon-unit “Red Mage”. End of line.
Mega Man: But there’s three full chapters devoted to this ‘Red Mage’.
Computer Teacher: Yes. Yes there are. This material will be on the digi-test.
Mega Man: Man, I hate the future! And it’s all Red Mage’s fault! - View Quote Details on Red Mage: Trust me guys. This one is going down…
Be this six hundred, or pineapple? - View Quote Details on Be this six hundred, or pineapple?
In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed. - View Quote Details on In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed.
Black Mage: (Regarding Ranger) I don’t get it. What’s that jerk got that I ain’t?
White Mage: You mean besides a grasp of grammar?
Black Mage: Me talk good!
White Mage: Well, let’s see…He knows the difference between right and wrong. Morals. A complete understanding of the theories and practical applications of personal hygiene. Friends. A face. The respect of his peers.
Black Mage: Hey! I have friends. (Pause) I have a friend.
White Mage: What you have is a highly dysfunctional relationship based exclusively on abuse.
Black Mage: Right, a friend.
White Mage: See, that, that right there. That’s what’s wrong with you. (Leaves)
Black Mage: (Pause) Dammit, Fighter. White Mage doesn’t like me because you’re a rotten friend.
Fighter: I’m horrible! - View Quote Details on Black Mage: (Regarding Ranger) I don’t get it. What’s that…
For +3 endurance, I’d wear my own underwear over my armor. - View Quote Details on For +3 endurance, I’d wear my own underwear over my…
D’you ever wonder if clouds see shapes in the ground? Because I wonder about that a lot. - View Quote Details on D’you ever wonder if clouds see shapes in the ground?…
If you see Garland, let him know that I will personally carve the word “agony” over every inch of his flesh with a rusty knife. - View Quote Details on If you see Garland, let him know that I will…
Astos? Mo’ like yo’ ass is toast! (Note that this line was so bad that it actually killed Astos) - View Quote Details on Astos? Mo’ like yo’ ass is toast! (Note that this…
I cooked the turkey with Fire-3 set to volcanic for 6 seconds. It was dead for the last five. - View Quote Details on I cooked the turkey with Fire-3 set to volcanic for…
No, Dad. I’m afraid that the curse you’re thinking of has a much more literal and much less metaphorical history attached to it. - View Quote Details on No, Dad. I’m afraid that the curse you’re thinking of…