Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little…

Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a killer. I am an artist. I love a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival!

The Joker

Other Batman (1989 film) Quotes

[to Batman] I have taken off my makeup. Now let’s see if you can take off yours. - View Quote Details on [to Batman] I have taken off my makeup. Now let’s…
My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn’t anyone tell me he had one of those… things? Bob, gun. [Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him] I’m gonna need a minute or two alone, boys. - View Quote Details on My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons!…
[after Vicki splashes some water on his face] Oh! I’m melting! I’m melting! I’m melting! God! Ahhhhhhh…[uncovers his face and frightens Vicki] Boo! [laughs]. - View Quote Details on [after Vicki splashes some water on his face] Oh! I’m…
[In response to Rotelli's refusal to accept his proposal] Well, Tony. Nobody wants a war. Why, we’ll just shake hands and that’ll be it. [proceeds to electrocute Rotelli with a lethally electric joy buzzer] - View Quote Details on [In response to Rotelli's refusal to accept his proposal] Well,…
[In response to Rotelli's question about his grin] Life’s been good to me. - View Quote Details on [In response to Rotelli's question about his grin] Life’s been…
That luscious tan, those ruby lips, and hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure. I know what you’re saying: where could I find these brand, new item? That’s the gag. Chances are, you bought them already! - View Quote Details on That luscious tan, those ruby lips, and hair color so…
[To Batman] You IDIOT! You made me! Remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn’t easy to get over! And don’t think that I didn’t try. - View Quote Details on [To Batman] You IDIOT! You made me! Remember? You dropped…
Alexander Knox: Lieutenant, is there a six-foot bat in Gotham City? And, if so, is he on the police payroll? And, if so, what’s he pulling down, after taxes? - View Quote Details on Alexander Knox: Lieutenant, is there a six-foot bat in Gotham…
Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter? - View Quote Details on Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
[yelling in anger] You wanna’ get nuts? Come on! Let’s get nuts! - View Quote Details on [yelling in anger] You wanna’ get nuts? Come on! Let’s…