“Of course, why would you ask something like that? He’s…

“Of course, why would you ask something like that? He’s your Dad! (Okay!) He’s your Dad, he’s your Dad, he’s your Dad! (Okay!) Okay!” - (Nancy’s reaction to Joseph asking her whether or not Dale is his real father.)

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