Officer: You like lingerie?! How do you like these little…

Officer: You like lingerie?! How do you like these little numbers? I sent away to ‘em from Fredrick’s. They was expensive. I love the feel of cold nylon on my big butt!

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[the children are playing doctor in the nude] Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! You dirty filthy…! Is that what you learned in private school?! Nude, nude, nude! You could be pregnant, Beth! And as for you, I never thought you would rape your own SISTER! Oh God, the children are having SEX! - View Quote Details on [the children are playing doctor in the nude] Sodomites! Caught…
Oh, that love muscle! Whip it out and show it hard! Oh come on daddy, fuck me! Oh grow little inchworm! - View Quote Details on Oh, that love muscle! Whip it out and show it…
Tell me, is it possible to get me a hydrogen bomb? - View Quote Details on Tell me, is it possible to get me a hydrogen…
[talking to her breasts] Hi big boys! I bet you didn’t know Mommy won the Maryland lottery, yes! I’m going to be buying you lots of new push-up bras, so get ready for your new home! Things are going to be looking up for you two! - View Quote Details on [talking to her breasts] Hi big boys! I bet you…
You’re just like the rest of the common dykes in this town! - View Quote Details on You’re just like the rest of the common dykes in…
That little MF! - View Quote Details on That little MF!
Flipper: You lazy bitch! I’m out working my tail off all day and you’re in there fucking midgets! - View Quote Details on Flipper: You lazy bitch! I’m out working my tail off…
Seize her and fuck her! - View Quote Details on Seize her and fuck her!
Come on, bitch! Eat some dog food! Eat it! Eat it, you bitch! Put my baby in the refrigerator! - View Quote Details on Come on, bitch! Eat some dog food! Eat it! Eat…
Princess Coo-coo: Herbert doesn’t care if I have ears, he only cares about my mind! - View Quote Details on Princess Coo-coo: Herbert doesn’t care if I have ears, he…