Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn’t cheap…

Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn’t cheap. You oughta know, you bought it.

The Joker

Other The Dark Knight Quotes

No! Dent is there with them! We have to save Dent! I have to save Dent! - View Quote Details on No! Dent is there with them! We have to save…
And I though my jokes were bad. - View Quote Details on And I though my jokes were bad.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen… we are tonight’s entertainment! I only have one question: where is Harvey Dent? [no one answers; he walks over to a woman, takes her glass and tosses out her champagne] Do you know where Harvey is? Do you know who he is? [grabs a man by the face] Do you know where I can find Harvey? I need to talk to him about something; just something little, huh? [turning his head side to side from the top and receives no answer and continues on] No. You know, I’ll settle for his loved ones. - View Quote Details on Good evening, ladies and gentlemen… we are tonight’s entertainment! I…
[To Rachel] Well, hello beautiful. You must be Harvey’s squeeze. And you are beautiful. Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Wanna know how I got ‘em? [grabs her chin as she continuously tries to look away] C’mere, look at me. So, I had a wife, she was beautiful…like you, who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks…[she squirms, and he pulls her back] Hey. One day they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hmmm? I just wanted to let her know that I don’t care about the scars. So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves! Now I see the funny side. Now, I’m always smiling! - View Quote Details on [To Rachel] Well, hello beautiful. You must be Harvey’s squeeze…
[To Joker] You live… [showing one face of his coin] You die! [shows the other face] - View Quote Details on [To Joker] You live… [showing one face of his coin]…
[After being told by Harvey that he runs a unit of dirty cops] They’re not perfect, but I have to do the best I can with what I have. - View Quote Details on [After being told by Harvey that he runs a unit...
[Batman has agreed to take the blame for Two-Face's murders so that Harvey Dent can be remembered as a hero] He’s the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now…and so we’ll hunt him…because he can take it…because he’s not our hero… he’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector… A Dark Knight. [credits roll] - View Quote Details on [Batman has agreed to take the blame for Two-Face's murders...
[Strapped to a timebomb, with a phone in front of her, hearing Batman saving Dent from the same situation] Okay … Harvey, it’s okay. Listen to me- somew- [the bomb explodes] - View Quote Details on [Strapped to a timebomb, with a phone in front of...
Madness, as you know, is like gravity…all it takes is a little push! - View Quote Details on Madness, as you know, is like gravity…all it takes is...
[when the fake 'Batmen' ask Batman why they can't do what he does] I’m not wearing hockey pads. - View Quote Details on [when the fake 'Batmen' ask Batman why they can't do...