Oh, Black Mage. You and your paranoid delusions. “These are…

Oh, Black Mage. You and your paranoid delusions. “These are Dark Warriors.” “White Mage likes me.” “Thief is trying to rob us of our very souls.”

Light Warriors, Prince Thief of Elfland

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Fighter: Maybe we should level up a little before seeing the king so he knows we’re serious about this Light Warrior thing.
Red Mage: (Thinking) Level up to gain power or meet with the king to gain status and lord over newbies and impress girls… GHKKK!
*THUD*
Black Mage: Did he just faint?
Fighter: I thought I heard him say “Munchkin overload.”
Thief: I bet he probably fainted from exertion, what with carrying around these items that are heavy with um… value. I should liberate them. Er, for his own good of course. - View Quote Details on Fighter: Maybe we should level up a little before seeing…
Fighter: Wait, let me get this straight. So Thief is the Elf formely known as Prince?
Black Mage: Killing you is going to be the greatest moment of my life. - View Quote Details on Fighter: Wait, let me get this straight. So Thief is…
Also, I can block any attack and kill anything that bleeds. Hint. - View Quote Details on Also, I can block any attack and kill anything that…
Well, Red Mage had a stupid idea, and I’m making it better with my cunning. The short version: By default or murder, we’re about to own a flying castle. - View Quote Details on Well, Red Mage had a stupid idea, and I’m making…
I cooked the turkey with Fire-3 set to volcanic for 6 seconds. It was dead for the last five. - View Quote Details on I cooked the turkey with Fire-3 set to volcanic for…
Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I’ll be back. - View Quote Details on Death is but a doorway, time is but a window,…
White Mage: Come on now, guys. Let’s settle this like adults.
Red Mage: Lie about your saving roll?
Thief: Steal from the elderly because they can’t fight back?
Black Mage: Blast a highly populated area into ashes, blame it on Fighter, and run like hell?
Fighter: I knew you were lying about that! I don’t even know any spells, Mage. How could I nuke that town?
White Mage:…I think I’m going to vote myself off. - View Quote Details on White Mage: Come on now, guys. Let’s settle this like…
Not terribly sweet or at all merciful Llolith, are all humans born this way?! - View Quote Details on Not terribly sweet or at all merciful Llolith, are all…
Red Mage: (wearing Garland’s armor) I’d say this is easily a +4/+4 Armor of Kick Ass.
Black Mage: Mo’ like a +Stupid/+Dumb Armor of Idiot. - View Quote Details on Red Mage: (wearing Garland’s armor) I’d say this is easily…
This is the most pathetic battle ever. Let’s never, never, never talk about it again. - View Quote Details on This is the most pathetic battle ever. Let’s never, never,…