Oh, I’m sure you’re thinking of some other god. The…

Oh, I’m sure you’re thinking of some other god. The one I met gave me this healing shiv.

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Black Mage: (to Fighter) Why do I allow you to breathe? Why?
Fighter: I always thought it was my wit and candor.
Red Mage: Before we set out for some leveling up, we should pool our money to invest in some weapons, armor, items, and spells and then stay at the local inn.
Thief: Good idea, Red Mage. Plus, it’ll give me time to take care of some business.
Black Mage: Just because you face the other way doesn’t mean we can’t still hear you.
Thief: Er… as your leader, I command you all to forget what I just said.
Fighter: Wait, you mean we should forget to forget what you said, or we should forget the part before that which I have already forgotten since it didn’t involve swords and is therefore meaningless?
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Bitchin’ Demon: I have the entire legions of Hell at my command.
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(Red Mage is on fire)
Black Mage: Aren’t you dead yet?
Red Mage: Nope. I’ve been casting Life 2 on myself. Or Life 3. Whichever.
Black Mage: What I know about White Magic could fill a thimble halfway, but I know both of those are out of your league.
Red Mage: I know that and you know that, but I don’t know that.
Black Mage: It’d be great if I could unhear that. - View Quote Details on (Red Mage is on fire)
Black Mage: Aren’t you dead yet?
Red…
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