Oh, so it was my evil twin all along! Oh,…

Oh, so it was my evil twin all along! Oh, I should have known! Superheroes and evil twins go together like peanut butter and… evil peanut butter.

Earthworm Jim

Other Earthworm Jim Quotes

Hello, despite my appearance I’m not Evil the Cat in a cunning disguise - View Quote Details on Hello, despite my appearance I’m not Evil the Cat in…
You’re actually four fingered, Jim. What do you think you are, some kind of freak? - View Quote Details on You’re actually four fingered, Jim. What do you think you…
(as Seinfeld ) “What is the deal with old superheroes? D’you ever wonder about that? I mean, do they go to the old superheroes’ home? I mean, what is the deal with that? How does a superhero retire? What if the hotline rings? ‘Hello? Yes, the world’s about to be destroyed? Sorry, I just turned 65.’ What is the deal with that? And if you have x-ray vision, what happens to your eyes if they start to go bad? Can you only see through really thin stuff? I mean, what is the deal with that? (no response) Hello?! Is this on?! I said, what is the deal with that? You’re supposed to find that hilarious! (still no response; pulls out ray gun) Laugh or perish, fiendish audience! (audience laughs)” - View Quote Details on (as Seinfeld ) “What is the deal with old superheroes?…
Soon, everyone in the world has turned into an ape, well, except our stunt heroes of course, right yes of course, and Cody, and most of Nebraska. Oh oh right! The point it a whole lot a poeple have turned into apes. - View Quote Details on Soon, everyone in the world has turned into an ape,…
Oh, the horror, the humanity, and other big H words! Will Jim be eaten alive by the ferocious mutant alligator? (alligator mom does so) Well, that answers that. Man, how’s he going to get out of this one? Stay tuned to find out! - View Quote Details on Oh, the horror, the humanity, and other big H words!…
Now, I will fry your puny worm body, and the supersuit, will once again, be mine! (Monkey jabbers) Fine, fine, fine, once again, be ours, satisfied? - View Quote Details on Now, I will fry your puny worm body, and the…
Who is the master who makes the grass green? - View Quote Details on Who is the master who makes the grass green?
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: Through the soil he did crawl
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: A super suit did fall
Jim was just a dirt-eating chewy length of worm flesh
But all that came to a crashing end. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: He’s such a groovy guy
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: He rockets through the sky
Cruising through the universe
Having lots of fun
Here comes Earthworm Jim
You know that he’s the mighty one, look out!
(suspenseful musical interlude)
Despite his great big muscles and his really big ray gun
Jim is still an earthworm
But then he’s the only one
With a super suit to make him really super strong
Jim can be a winner if we only sing along
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Peter: We think he’s mighty fine
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Peter: A hero for all time
Chorus: Earthworm, Earthworm, Earthworm
Earthworm Jim
Hooray for him!
Jim: Groovy! - View Quote Details on Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: Through the soil he did crawl
Chorus:…
I’m here to save a princess, and if she doesn’t have little wings and a funny name, I’m gonna be really cheesed off! - View Quote Details on I’m here to save a princess, and if she doesn’t…
I must not know fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total oblivion. - View Quote Details on I must not know fear. Fear is the mind killer…