Oh, the horror, the humanity, and other big H words!…

Oh, the horror, the humanity, and other big H words! Will Jim be eaten alive by the ferocious mutant alligator? (alligator mom does so) Well, that answers that. Man, how’s he going to get out of this one? Stay tuned to find out!

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Other Earthworm Jim Quotes

Da wages of sin is death, but da hours are good. - View Quote Details on Da wages of sin is death, but da hours are…
(After rupturing the Universe) YEAS! Victory is mine!… (Evil the Cat gets sucked out of the Universe)… uh oh. - View Quote Details on (After rupturing the Universe) YEAS! Victory is mine!… (Evil the…
“Plan A: Senseless violence. Okay, muchacho, EAT DIRT!” (maniacal laughter as he fires blaster) - View Quote Details on “Plan A: Senseless violence. Okay, muchacho, EAT DIRT!” (maniacal laughter…
You’ve forced me to use the most powerful weapon of all! Strategic retreat! - View Quote Details on You’ve forced me to use the most powerful weapon of…
Now that I have shrunk you down to microscopic size with (voice changes to that of a TV commercial announcer) Professor Monkey-For-A-Head’s Patented Reducing Cream, in lotion or ointment form, (normal voice) I shall crush you like…uh…some easily crushed thing. - View Quote Details on Now that I have shrunk you down to microscopic size…
I’ll never beat all this nefarious furniture, it’s everywhere, a hideous blanket of evil covering the Earth like… a… an evil… blanket that’s really… hideous. - View Quote Details on I’ll never beat all this nefarious furniture, it’s everywhere, a…
“I’m afraid I can’t save the world today, Mr. President. I’m on a mission of the utmost importance.” (sits down with Peter and Snott to read Fuzzy Wuzzy’s Funny Animals Pop-Up Book) - View Quote Details on “I’m afraid I can’t save the world today, Mr. President…
(reading the Idiot’s Guide to Hideously Dangerous Places) “The Pit of Unimaginable Fear?…No.” “The Cavern of Flesh-ripping Weasels?…no. “DETROIT?!?…No.” - View Quote Details on (reading the Idiot’s Guide to Hideously Dangerous Places) “The Pit…
It’s not all champagne, you know. Sometimes there’s real pain, too. - View Quote Details on It’s not all champagne, you know. Sometimes there’s real pain,…
(after being crushed by a train) I am…DEFINITELY…going to…feel dis…in…da…mornin’!! - View Quote Details on (after being crushed by a train) I am…DEFINITELY…going to…feel dis…in…da…mornin’!!