Oh, what am I? Some kind of barnicle on the…

Oh, what am I? Some kind of barnicle on the dinghy of life? Oh, I ain’t no doctors, but I knows I’m losing me patience. What am I? Some kind of judge or lawyers? Maybe not, but I knows what law suitks me. [to the prostitute] Careful there, don’t ruffle me feathers. What am I? I ain’t no physcikisk, but I knows what matters. What am I? I’m Popeye the Sailor.

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Bluto, even though you’re larger than me, you can’t wins, ’cause you bad, and the good always wins over the bad. - View Quote Details on Bluto, even though you’re larger than me, you can’t wins,…
Eat your spinach, you no good infink. Eat it. Eat it! Eat it! - View Quote Details on Eat your spinach, you no good infink. Eat it. Eat…
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If I was gonna be Swee’Pea’s mother, I should’ve at least let Olive be his father. Or viska versa. I ain’t man enough to be no mother. - View Quote Details on If I was gonna be Swee’Pea’s mother, I should’ve at…
[singing] I’m so mean, I had a dream of beatin’ myself up. Broke my nose, I broke my hand, I wrestled myself to the ground and then, I choked myself to death and broke the choke and woke up. Argh! I’m mean. You know what I mean. If you know what I mean, you’ll know what I mean! I’m mean! Meaner than…, I sure am mean! Yeah, mean. I’m meaner than that. You know what I mean. I’m so damn mean! I’m mean! - View Quote Details on [singing] I’m so mean, I had a dream of beatin’…
I hates sentiment. I am disgustipated. - View Quote Details on I hates sentiment. I am disgustipated.
[about children] Bless their little hears, if they was made out of gold, I’d like to sell ‘em on the open market. I could make me a fortune. Kids! Eh, they don’t what they’re doing. Kids, dadblast ‘em! They’re gonna lead you to ruin. That’s what they’re gonna do, lead you to ruin. They cry at you when they’re young, they yell at you when they’re older, they borrows from you when they’s middle-aged and they leave you alone to die. Without even paying you back. Children, phooey. You give them everything they want, and what do you get back in return? You get nothing! Why they’re just smaller versions of us you know, but I’m not so crazy about me in the first place, so why would I want one of them. I’m asking ya. Children. Ah, children. Little children. You’ll pour your heart to them, you give them everything they want. Give them candy and a lot of toys, and what do you get in return? You get a lot of noise: Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, my poppa’s a mean old man! I’m through with children, I’m through with kids. They ain’t nothing I’m never gonna do about it. - View Quote Details on [about children] Bless their little hears, if they was made…
[to the Bluto, after beating him up for mistaking SweePea is his and Olive's] Don’t thinks I blames ya, cause I don’t. Nope. - View Quote Details on [to the Bluto, after beating him up for mistaking SweePea...
[arriving at the Oyl's party, picking up Mrs. Oyl] Mother! - View Quote Details on [arriving at the Oyl's party, picking up Mrs. Oyl] Mother!