Oh yeah! I always feel comfortable, wherever I go. My…

Oh yeah! I always feel comfortable, wherever I go. My last name is actually Smith but I change it to Souphanousinphone when I move to Texas!

Unidentified episodes, Kahn Souphanousinphone

Your dog, she real slut! - View Quote Details on Your dog, she real slut!
It said P-lacebo…it must be made by P-fizer - View Quote Details on It said P-lacebo…it must be made by P-fizer
(On the telephone) “How do I know it’s Jack Ruby’s hat? (pause) Well if I’m gonna spend money on it I gotta know if it’s Jack Ruby’s hat! (pause) OK, what colors does it come in?” - View Quote Details on (On the telephone) “How do I know it’s Jack Ruby’s…
It’s all so stupid! - View Quote Details on It’s all so stupid!
Something got to give, and it not gonna be my slip-n-slide! - View Quote Details on Something got to give, and it not gonna be my…
I could be a golf course drink girl. - View Quote Details on I could be a golf course drink girl.
Pocket sand! - View Quote Details on Pocket sand!
I’m so depressed I can’t even blink - View Quote Details on I’m so depressed I can’t even blink
Dad, do you ever have sex anymore? - View Quote Details on Dad, do you ever have sex anymore?
“Why does everything I love run away from me?” (Hank replies with “Because you have to hug everything like a jackass!”) - View Quote Details on “Why does everything I love run away from me?” (Hank…